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Attendance
There were 38 in attendance today with two visiting
Rotarians, Viresh Mathur, the President of the Scarborough
Bluffs Club and Sadrudin Nanji, President of the Rotary
Club of Limete Kinshasa visiting from the Democratic
Republic of Congo (District 9510). Several wives/sweethearts
of Scarborough Rotarians attended today including Lillian,
Sandra and Marion. We welcomed again our fourth and
a returning guest Diana Wilson.
Announcements
Mike C. reminded us on their fireside
meeting at his home and asked us to use the classifications
of Rotary membership to twig onto possible new prospects.
He told us of a September 8 meeting re the Foundation
at the Ramada if we are interested in learning about
the Foundation.
Mike and Sandra’s son Matthew
has a job at Big Al’s Fish Wrangler. Mike is looking
forward to saving money on his allowance.
Norm told us of the Foundation Walk
September 27. Mike C. will send out sign up pledge sheets
for us and will bring copies next week. Our President
will walk on the 27th.
.Woods Cunningham Wheel
Sandra spun the wheel and Chris thanked her for picking
her number. There is presently $750 in the pot. Chris
spun the wheel and landed on the King. Oops!
Sergeant-at-Arms
Gus shared good news telling us that
his doctor said he can go back to work now after his
surgery.
Nevine corrected the spelling of her
mother’s name as being Yolande.
Denny expressed in the sense that
he woke, he got up, he is 80, it’s his wife’s
birthday and a nice travel agent has arranged a cruise
for them - someone had to ask if it was a one way ticket.
Chris wanted to tell us that she missed
Audrey and was glad to have her back.
Audrey found a seamstress and now
has clothes to wear after the chewed pockets on all
of Audrey’s slacks were repaired. Chewed probably
swallowed by none else than Mulligan.
Gene expressed pleasure in complimenting
the board with their good leaders this year.
Gerard said that Judy’s parents
and he were celebrating her mother’s 90th birthday.
Celebrations
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| September
8 |
Mike
Cooksey – Happy Birthday Sandra |
| September
14 |
Nevine
Yassa – Happy Birthday Soloman |
Compliments of Gerard Baribeau
WIFE FROM HELL (With apologies to
all of the wives)
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer
says,
' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'
The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it on cruise
control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.
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Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now
don't be silly, dear -- you know that
this car doesn't have cruise control.'
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks
over at his wife and growls, 'Can't you please
keep your mouth shut for once!! ?'
The wife smiles demurely and says, 'Well dear
you should be thankful your radar detector went off
when it did or your speed would have been even higher.'
As the officer makes out the second ticket
for the illegal radar detector unit, the man
glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth,
'Woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'
The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're
not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic
$75 fine.'
The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had
it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so
that I could get my license out of my back pocket.'
The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know
very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You
never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'
And as the police officer is writing out the third
ticket, the driver turns to his wife and barks,
'WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??'
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does
your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'
(I love this part)
'Only when he's been drinking.!!
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ANNUAL SCARBOROUGH ROTARY CLUB BARBEQUE
September 13, 2009
The annual Club Barbeque will take place on September
13, 2009 at the Highland Yacht Club.
The Barbeque will start at 3:15. Please bring
Plates, Cutlery and Chairs.
Audrey will be contacting members to bring salads
and deserts.
The cost will be $20 per person.
PRESIDENTS NIGHT
Friday November 13, 2009 Scarboro Golf and Country
Club
More details to follow.
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Upcoming Meetings-
to update your information, e-mail Gary at garymac@clarkehenning.com
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Service/Bluffer & Program |
Tuesday
September 8 – Home of Bob Johnston |
| International
Service |
Thursday September 17 – Home of Nevine Yassa |
| Community/Vocational
Service |
Monday
September 14 – McDougall & Brown office
of Adam McBrain |
| Fund
Raising |
TBA |
| Ribfest |
TBA
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| Membership |
Wednesday
September 9 – Office of Lina Demirjian |
| Board
of Directors |
Tuesday
September 29 – 7:00 Home of Bruce Pettit |
Duty Roster
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Sep
8, 2009 |
Sep
15 , 2009 |
Sep
22, 2009 |
| Attendance: |
Judy
Lewthwaite |
Rocco
Colangelo |
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| Greeter: |
Anne
Taylor |
Gene
Burns |
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| Introducer: |
Gene
Burns |
Chris
Musselman |
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| Thanker: |
Bruce
Pettit |
Karen
Kimber |
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| Bluffer
Editor: |
Shirley
Zinman |
Lina
Demirjian |
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