| Attendance
There were 31 Club members in attendance and 2 guests.
Ron introduced Ron Smith who is the President of the
Scarborough Centre Probus Club. Gerard welcomed back
Ishrani Annamunthodo for the 4th time!
Open Membership Classification
Monuments is the open membership classification this
week.
Announcements
President Mike welcomed back Bob Johnston,
Denny Hodge, and Peter Sidorchuk.
Audrey McCaskill announced that there
were 3 openings in the Bluffer for business card ads.
The cost is $60 for 6 months.
Gerard Baribeau announced that there
are only 10 days till Camp Enterprise. The Club is still
looking for volunteers for the business game on Friday
and Saturday evening. Please see Adam or Geoff.
Gary MacGregor announced that there
is a Ribfest volunteer sign-up sheet in this week’s
Bluffer. Please let Gary know either way whether or
not you are able to volunteer your time.
Mike Cooksey announced that 2 law
firms he solicited agreed to sponsor 2 students for
Camp Enterprise. He also mentioned that “
Woods-Cunningham Wheel
Adam spun the wheel for the $225 pot and Gerard held
the winning number 33. The 2nd spin however landed the
‘King’ of Clubs.
Sergeant-at-Arms – Gerard Baribeau
Don was pounced upon by Gerard to
pay a fine for his “out of order” remark.
Don tried to suggest that Bob returning from his winter
in Florida wanted to join the Club again!
Bob remarked that he could speak for
himself but was happy to be back!
Audrey was happy that her cottage
was opened for the year and so was “black fly”
season!
Mike C. paid a happy buck for attending
the RYLA conference at Loyalist College on the weekend
and was proud of this year’s attendees. He also
noted that the late Bert Geary had left $10,000 to the
RI Foundation. Finally, Mike also pointed out that we
still need sponsors for Ribfest which is fast approaching!
Shirley was happy to host a Brazillian
Rotarian who she is working with on an International
project. Candido will be flying in later today. She
is also delighted to meet another International project
contact at the International Conference in Montreal
in June. Koffi will be travelling from Ghana.
Lina apologized for being late because
she was busy. She just couldn’t miss Galina’s
classification talk and coincidentally she was also
the assigned thanker for today’s program!
Jimmy was proud to have his brother
rest in heaven. He was also celebrating Lillian’s
birthday and a Club anniversary.
Adam paid a buck for arriving late.
Gene paid a happy buck for celebrating
a whopping 57 years of marriage!
Chris was happy to see all the wonderful
flowers in full bloom finally.
Celebrations
A little Humour Compliments of Gerard
Baribeau
Some Real Groaners
- King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash
after years of war with the Hittites. His last great
possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most
valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate,
he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan.
Croesus said, "I'll give you 100,000 dinars for
it." "But I paid a million dinars for it,"
the King protested. "Don't you know who I am?
I am the king!" Croesus replied, "When you
wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference who you are."
- Evidence has been found that William Tell and his
family were avid bowlers. Unfortunately, all the Swiss
league records were destroyed in a fire, so we'll
never know for whom the Tells bowled.
- A man rushed into a busy doctor's office and shouted,
"Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!" The doctor
calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just
have to be a little patient."
- A marine biologist developed a race of genetically
engineered dolphins that could live forever if they
were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day, his supply
of the birds ran out so he had to go out and trap
some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep
on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped
over them. Immediately, he was arrested and charged
with: transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal
porpoises.
- Back in the 1800's the Tate's Watch Company of Massachusetts
wanted to produce other products, and since they already
made the cases for watches, they used them to produce
compasses. The new compasses were so bad that people
often ended up in Canada or Mexico rather than California.
This, of course, is the origin of the expression:
"He who has a Tate's is lost!"
- 6. A thief broke into the local police station and
stole all the toilets and urinals, leaving no clues.
A spokesperson was quoted as saying, "We have
absolutely nothing to go on."
- An Indian chief was feeling very sick, so he summoned
the medicine man. After a brief examination, the medicine
man took out a long, thin strip of elk rawhide, gave
it to the chief, and told him to bite off, chew, and
swallow one inch of the leather every day. After a
month, the medicine man returned to see how the chief
was feeling. The chief shrugged and said, "The
thong is ended, but the malady lingers on."
- A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage
and found his name missing from the town register.
His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic
official, who apologized profusely saying, "I
must have taken Leif off my census."
| UPCOMING
EVENTS |
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CAMP ENTERPRISE
May 28 – 30, 2010 Claremont Conservation
Centre
President’s night
Friday June 25, 2010 – Scarboro
Golf & Country Club
Drinks at 6:00 – Cash bar – Dinner
at 7:00 - DJ
Members and Partners - $30, Guests - $40
The 23rd ANNUAL ROTARY CHARITY GOLF
Classic
Thursday July 8, 2010 Sleepy Hollow Golf
Club
Presented by the Rotary Clubs of Scarborough Bluffs
and East York
In support of
The Canadian Mental Health Association of Metropolitan
Toronto
32 Teams will play a scramble format and there
is a major prize
for the best score by a team with 2 women.
For $225 you get a BBQ Lunch at 11:00, a shotgun
start at 12:30,
cocktail reception at 6:00 followed
by a dinner and silent auction at 6:30.
RIBFEST 2010
Thomson Memorial Park – July 30,
31, August 1, 2, 2010
Mark these dates on your calendar and plan to
volunteer for
as many shifts as you can.
CLUB BBQ
Tentative Date and Location – Sunday
September 12, 2010
at the Highland Yacht Club
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Upcoming Meetings
-to update your information, e-mail Gary at garymac@clarkehenning.com
| Club
Service/Bluffer & Program |
TBA |
| International
Service |
TBA |
| Community/Vocational
Service |
Wednesday
June 9 – 6:00 p.m. at the home of Donna Worden
for dinner –
Please let Donna know if you will be attending
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| Fund
Raising |
TBA |
| Ribfest |
Monday
June 7 – 6:30 at S G & C C – Please
let Don Hall know if you
will be attending
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| Membership |
Tuesday
June 8 – 7:00 p.m. at the home of Kim Nilsson |
| Board
of Directors |
Tuesday
May 25 – 7:00 p.m. at the home of Bruce Pettit |
Duty Roster
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May
25 |
June
1 |
June
8 |
| Attendance: |
Bob
Johnston |
Bruce
Pettit |
Bruce
Pettit |
| Greeter: |
Victor
Shastri |
VAlexandra
Boutros |
VAlexandra
Boutros |
| Introducer: |
Pat
Agnew |
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Skip
Sears |
| Thanker: |
Jim
Foster |
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Gene
Burns |
| Bluffer
Editor: |
Chris
Musselman |
Karen
Kimber |
Karen
Kimber |

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