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Attendance
There were 28 Rotarians and 3 guests in
attendance. Millie introduced Yien Watson who is a local
florist conveniently located across the street from
Sister’s Restaurant! Donna proudly introduced
her new daughter-in-law Tess Worden. President Bruce
welcomed back Rotarians Pat and Hermann.
Open Membership Classification
Mike Cooksey announced that the Membership
Committee was now looking for new members from the “Advertising
business.”
Announcements
Don Hall announced that
last night the Ribfest Committee held a successful meeting
with 17 Rotarians and 1 guest attending. Our Club will
be borrowing a fundraising idea which was extremely
successful this year with other Clubs that hosted a
Ribfest.
Shirley Zinman announced that there
was a snag to her Ghana Child Slavery Project this past
year and that the International Committee will have
to resubmit the proposal for this year (2010-2011).
Kim Nilsson announced on behalf of
Josie that the Ribfest Entertainment Committee was still
looking for items to fill the Ribfest entertainers’
gift bags
Woods/Cunningham Wheel
Guest Yien spun the wheel for the $150
pot and Mike Murton held the winning number 31. The
2nd spin however landed the ‘Queen’ of Hearts!
Sergeant-at-Arms – Gerard Baribeau
Rocco paid a fine for speaking during
Grace!
Jimmy paid a happy buck for being
thanked by the Claremont Conservation Centre for his
magnificent wood carving for them.
Gene paid a fine for not wearing a
tie. Gene exclaimed his hands were “tied!”
Kim was relieved to state the 2nd
line in the Rotary 4-Way Test during an interrogation
by Millie! She originally wanted to pay a happy buck
for a recent client referral.
Mike C. paid a buck for a belated
birthday.
Mike M. tried in vain to avoid paying
a fine for his golf shirt and shorts attire!
Don for reasons unknown paid a buck
to have a kiss on the cheek from the SAA!
Pat paid a happy/sad buck by announcing
that after 9 years at our Club she was transferring
to the Toronto Eglinton Club.
Gerard paid a happy buck for Jimmy’s
carving of “Buddy” the dog.
Chris paid a fine for sharing her
travel agency’s “day trips” when asked
by a fellow Club member.
Yours truly was also fined for apparently not smiling
at the Habitat for Humanity Ground Breaking ceremony
photo!
Blue Badge Presentation
Hermann Pfaller was called to the floor and was presented
with his permanent Blue Badge by President Bruce
Celebrations
A Little Humour Compliments of Gerard
Baribeau
Questions you just can't answer ~~~~~
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we
know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when
they know there is not enough?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are
four billion stars, but check when you say the paint
is wet?
What is the speed of darkness?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby'
when babies wake up every two hours?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going
to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
Do married people live longer than single ones or does
it only seem longer?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured
out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Did you ever stop and wonder.....
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here
and drink whatever comes out?'
Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken
there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta
its bum.'
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that
could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent
human being would eat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for
the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask
where the bathroom is?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all
fours? They're both dogs!
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is
made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality
come from morons?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet
Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face,
he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride,
he sticks his head out the window?
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EVENTS |
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RIBFEST 2010
Thomson Memorial Park – July 30,
31, August 1, 2, 2010
Mark these dates on your calendar and plan to
volunteer for
as many shifts as you can.
Remember that we need volunteers on
Tuesday August 3 from 9:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m. for
clean up.
CLUB BBQ
Sunday September 12, 2010 at the Home of Mike
and Sandra Cooksey
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Upcoming Meetings
-to update your information, e-mail Gary at garymac@clarkehenning.com
| Club
Service/Bluffer & Program |
Tuesday
July 27 – 7:00 home of Audrey McCaskill |
| International
Service |
Thursday
August 5 – 7:00 office of Herman Pfaller |
| Community/Vocational
Service |
Wednesday
July 14 – 6:00 office of Chris Musselman –
Please advise Chris if you will be attending |
| Fund
Raising |
TBA |
| Ribfest |
TBA
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| Membership |
TBA |
| Board
of Directors |
Tuesday
July 20 – 7:00 home of Bruce Pettit |
Duty Roster
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July
20 |
July
27 |
Aug
3 |
| Attendance: |
Dianna
Wilson |
Shirley
Zinman |
Shirley
Zinman |
| Greeter: |
Millie
Tavener |
Mike
Cooksey |
Mike
Cooksey |
| Introducer: |
Gene
Burns |
Paul
Peters |
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| Thanker: |
Kim
Nilsson |
Adam
McBrain |
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| Bluffer
Editor: |
Robert
Tang |
Chris
Musselman |
Chris
Musselman |

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